Now we're going to be leaving the ugly sides of relationships and concentrate on the sweet side of it.. I want to show ways to which to can grow your relationships without any form of distractions...Let's see...hahahahah
I want to show you how to kiss your boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse etc
But first of all i want to showcase that of guys...
You want to kiss
this gorgeous girl but you're not sure if she's interested, or you
don't know how to smoothly go in for a kiss? Kissing can seem as
intimidating as rocket science, but there are some things you can do to
up your odds of an amazing kiss..But first of all, sorry guys, we are gong to be correcting silly mistakes on how you kiss your girlfriends.
Kissing mistakes guys make and ladies hate ;
1. The Dagger Tongue Kissing:
Your tongue stays as stiff and rigid as the...banana she can see in
your pocket. As she attempts to weave her tongue slowly and rhythmically
like a normal human being, your mouth boner simply pokes at her tonsils
and stiffly wiggles from side to side as if searching for lost keys...hahaha
The
tongue is one huge muscle. Just like when you flex your biceps as you
ask for directions to the weight room, your tongue can go from soft and
flaccid to uber-hard with one move. But while you want your pythons to
look huge and feel firm, you won't impress a soul by flexing your tongue
into someone else's mouth.
Move your tongue around hers as though
you're eating soft ice cream. Keeping the tongue soft makes it move
smoother, letting it massage her mouth rather than rape it. The slow,
languid actions are a major turn-on - especially when you follow her
lead.
But by all means guys -- if she starts darting her tongue in
and out of your lips and you really want to get laid that night, start
jabbing back. If she does it to you she likely enjoys it herself, and
nothing will get her clothes off faster than the realization that you're
paying attention to her desires.
2. The lip lapper
Before she even opens her mouth yours is gaping, tongue limply
hanging out waiting to make contact. And just as those creepy dog owners
do with their mix breeds, you proceed to lap-lap-lap at her lips
without yours making contact.
By the time the licking ends and the
kissing begins, her entire mouth, chin and possibly even nose is
glistening with man-mouth and now all she really wants from you is a
napkin.
Licking is a sensual act and certainly welcome, but come
on -- don't coat her face with your saliva. Brushing her bottom lip with
your tongue as you go in for the full monty is one thing, but try to
color inside the lines.
The oral erogenous zone ends before the
chin begins, and the majority of the female race would prefer to keep
their nostrils dry.
4.The Oral Digger:
You go DEEP. Like, with each shift of mouth position and tongue
movement it feels as though your tongue is diving and digging for gold
somewhere around her epiglottis.(throat)
Deep kissing is great, don't get me wrong. But switch it up. Every movement of the tongue shouldn't be
with the same kind of thrust and full sweep of her oral cavity. Variety
is the spice of life, burns the most calories in cardio workouts, and
will keep her titillated and wanting more.
Plus, it's enough worry
wondering if there's food in her teeth when she smiles. The last thing
she needs is to fear your tongue might collect a bit or two during your
oral excavation.
The Mouth Masher
It's fun to be a little rough when your mouths go at it, but keep in
mind she's still a delicate flower and won't look as adorable with red
swollen lips and a cold sore.
As
you break away from each kiss it feels great to pull on her bottom lip
with your teeth by lightly -- i mean LIGHTLY -- dragging it between
your teeth. But just as you shouldn't dig-dig-dig with each kiss, biting
her mouth over and over will simply make it sore, especially if you're
going a little rougher than usual.
And for Tom's sake don't hold
onto her for longer than necessary. If she's forced to pull her own lip
out from between your chompers more than once, she'll not only end up
raking her poor mouth with your own, but also feel frustrated that you
haven't noticed that she's not enjoying the pain.
5. The Stationary Sucker:
This one's pretty simple but can be a major mood killer. Rather than
moving from position to position with your mouth, you simply kiss once,
suck a little on her lips and then stay there.
And you don't move for 30 seconds or more.
She feels trapped, wondering if you've fallen asleep or encountered lock jaw.
Guys, you've gotta move. Don't clamp her mouth down and keep it there unless there's some kind of ulterior motive. A sexy one.
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