A man, his wife and their three kids were having dinner when a group of armed men broke into their house with guns and some dangerous weapons. "...Lie down everybody!" one of the men ordered and immediately everyone went flat on the floor. One of them slapped the woman on her butts, pulled her up by her hair "Where is the money?" he asked her. She took him to the room... Two minutes later they came back to the sitting room where her husband and children were still lying flat on the floor... "Let us get out of here!" Rambo said. "But I don't go to a place without leaving my mark" he continued! He then pulled out a gun, gave it to the husband and ordered him to shoot his wife...
"I can't!, No! I can't kill my wife" the husband refused vehemently.
"I will kill you if you don't shoot her" Rambo said.
"Better kill me right now than for me to kill my wife with my own hands" the husband replied!
"Then give me back the gun!" Rambo ordered... Collected the gun from the man and gave it to his wife.
"Kill him!" Rambo ordered. "Now!" he screamed!
And the woman raised the gun to her husband's forehead and chack! chack! she pulled the trigger... But wait a minute.... chack! chack! she pulled even harder but OMG! there was no bullet in the gun...
"Hahahahahaha!" Rambo laughed! "...give me back my gun!" he added...
He now turned to both of them and said "You now know yourselves better!" Hahahahahaha! "Have a nice evening!" He added and they banged the door behind them leaving the whole family speechless.
Now what would you do if you were the husband...? Or better still, What would you do if you were the wife?
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